weirdo | Truth Love Unity

Today I’m going to talk to you about a topic I myself have mastered. It’s social awkwardness.

Signs that you are socially awkward:

Your idea of an epic Saturday night is a night inside surfing the internet or reading.
You go to great lengths to avoid answering the house phone. This includes bothering someone in the shower.
When you enter a room full of people you’re not so familiar with, you constantly ask the earth (in your mind, of course) to open up and swallow you
You tell jokes you think are absolutely hilarious, but no one laughs.
You quickly change the subject when someone asks you ‘What did you do this weekend?’
You avoid eye contact.
You get excited/ feel proud of yourself when you have a natural conversation with a stranger.
Your phone has lost it’s purpose.
You plan conversations in your head and never say them in real life.
You ask your parents for a new phone and they say, ‘Why? Who’re you going to call?’
You don’t spend a lot of time on Facebook because you’re worried a doomed message will pop up saying ‘Hi!’
You see someone you know on the bus and try and hide around the corner.
Someone says hi to you and rather than saying hi back, you let out a nervous squeak and fast walk away.
When your friend talks to someone you don’t know, you stand still and don’t utter a word, reassuring yourself that it’ll all be over soon.
People tell you interesting and crazy stories of their own life, you tell them interesting and crazy stories from a book you read